What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Bible.. Hm.?

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

Maybe leave out

I don't like

Deuteronomy 17

Your going to be alright just relax

I like God is love and lives within you.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

You shall not bear false witness.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Lose lips shimk ships.

What did one boob say to the other boob

I don't like religions.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Innocent before proven guilty

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

But this is not

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?